skullhats:

hussiebot:

atomsbabe:

PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE!

i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!

I can attest to this. Years ago my mom bought this for one of our dogs and within an hour he was acting strange, you could tell he was in pain. When I parted his hair and looked the liquid was still just sitting on his skin and it was starting to turn red. I had to give him a bath to wash it off before it did any real damage, so yeah, this is a real thing.

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hyouretsuzan:

robinforalltime:

actually perfect.

This is too fucking cute.

ask-2p-england:

Oh! uh.. Th-Thank you!

…I think…

.w. I wanna be like this blog that talks about the games I like to play and stuff.

korean-fashion:

wait arent we supposed to die in like 6 months

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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

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enlightenmebaby:

by 泠泠是噗噗

I’m in a Mario Kart mood, so I thought this would be necessary.

A brief rundown of the War of 1812

America:

England! I'm my own country now and you need to treat me like one!
England:

Uh-huh...
America:

And stop kidnapping my sailors!
England:

Oh, my bad, I honestly thought they were British.
America:

England
England:
America:

England!
England:
America:

England pay attention to me!
England:

Sorry Dead To Me, but I'm a bit busy trying to stop France from taking over the world.
America:

If you're going to be like that I'm going to invade Canada!
Canada:

Bitch says what?
America:

/burns down York.
Canada:

Oh hell no. England, can I go smack a Bitch?
England:

Yeah sure whatever.
Canada:

/burns down Washington.
America:

Oh no you didn't! It is so on!
Several years of fighting later
America:

This sucks let's stop.
England:

Okay.
America:

Russia help come to the meeting so England isn't a douche
Russia:

Of course.
America and England:

/sign peace treaty.
Andrew Jackson:

Suck my dick I'm Andrew Jackson!
Andrew Jackson:

/Battle of New Orleans.
America:

...Can we just pretend that never happened?
England:

Sorry, still a bit busy trying to stop France. Pretend what never happened?
America:

Exactly.

enoshimatroll:

ariaofmeloetta:

frigandier:

zairedwinters:

Wow that only took them 700 or so episodes to learn to do.

ohshit

Team Rocket finally found their swag

Team Rocket finally found their swag

reblogging again because that comment ^ omg

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orangeninjadan:

a collection of my best Comedy Amon memes. It was hard choosing which 10 to use.
you can find all of them at http://orangeninjadan.tumblr.com/tagged/comedy-amon :)

orangeninjadan:

a collection of my best Comedy Amon memes. It was hard choosing which 10 to use.

you can find all of them at http://orangeninjadan.tumblr.com/tagged/comedy-amon :)

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Them:

I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You:

Why not?
Them:

It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You:

So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them:

NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You:

You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them:

But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You:

Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".

Most people when they have too much shit to do:

Wow I have to finish those three assignments and study for my test and I'm gonna have to run a bunch of errands and I have a hundred chores!
Me when I have too much shit to do:

OH MY GOD I NEED TO FINISH CATCHING UP ON THAT ANIME WHILE READING THAT FANFIC AND WATCHING A BILLION OTHER THINGS AND I ALSO NEED TIME TO SLEEP JESUS CHRIST I'M TOO OVERWHELMED BY SHIT TO DO

Jeremy Renner for Men’s Health Magazine 2010 | Part 2

Jeremy Renner for Men’s Health Magazine 2010 | Part 2

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